Scenario 1.
There was only one man left upon the earth alive for one reason or another. There occurred a problem in that every one else who had the good fortune of surviving was a lesbian. That constitutes a frigthful quandary. He would not have enjoyment of breeding or simple coitus under such rigged conditions.
Scenario 2.
If one were gay and the last man on earth, he would undoubtedly and with much perturbation have more sisters than required by any reasonable measure.
Scenario 3.
A boy looks up to a gay man as his father. This is not an injustice. God, Satan, and guilt-driven Christian literalism have no place in the precarious unfolding of any life. However, the boy will realize the peculiarities of his situation and with good reason eventually adopt the man as his mother.
Scenario 4.
Two lesbians are stranded on an island, one male one female. There were no orgasms, no food, and scarcely any other provisions of any kind. Would she in spirit of a forced yet oddly convenient friendship administer fellatio thus satisfying him and for herself recieve a hot meal?
Scenario 5.
An amiable man graciously lent his sperm to all his lesbian friends. All of his children still address him by his first name, usually in passing, and applying no other title respectable or otherwise save that beginning with an ass and ending with a hole...and - and in that order.
Scenario 6.
Two Lesbians when in doubt utitilize a phallus of some kind. It is not a recourse; it is merely an enhancment and one unfathomable to any self-respecting male prospector. However, they have never required an actual penis having 20 fingers between them. It has never bothered a straight friend having one penis to himself.
Scenario 7.
Two lesbians, three jews, four gay men, five straight men, six cookie-cutters, seven dwarfs, eight meat heads, nine blacks, and ten latinos gather in a small space....Midtown house party.
No comments:
Post a Comment